Man calls police because ‘girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him’

Man calls police because ‘girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him’ There have been some ridiculous complaint calls to the police reported down the years but this might just top them all.

The Smoking Gun, a website that publishes police arrests and mugshots, bring us a report about a man who allegedly called 911 after his partner said no the sex. A frustrated Patrick Doggett, from South Carolina, complained to the operator his girlfriend “would not give him any ass”, a police report reveals.

He was drinking on the street when police arrived at his house and yelling abuse at
his girlfriend, the report says. His girlfriend told police Doggett “had been drinking all day and did not know where he was at”.

She added that he got into bed and wanted to have sex with her, “but she had her grandchildren with her. He then got up and called 911.” He was arrested for public intoxication but avoided getting into more trouble for using 911 for a non-emergency call. Police in the UK also have to deal with their fair share of nuisance calls, like the man who called 999 after a seagull tried to steal his sandwich "I just walked out of Sainsbury's towards McDonald's right, and one of them seagulls basically tried to rip the sandwich out of my hand,” he explained. Other time-wasting calls to the police that have made headlines include:

1.  “The Chinese takeaway I ordered is 45 minutes late.”

2. “My power has gone off. Will my Sarah Lee gateau defrost in the freezer?”

3. “How long does it take to cook a turkey?”

4. “My laptop has broken. Can I get a lift to the shops?”

5. “Mr driving instructor is late for a lesson”

Source: UK Telegraph

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